Wooden Bathroom Blinds
Real wood and bathrooms don't mix — steam and splashes make timber warp, crack and fade. That's why our wooden bathroom blinds are made from faux wood: they give you the warm, natural look of timber but are 100% moisture and humidity resistant, so they thrive where real wood fails. Each one is made to measure and cut to your exact window size, with wipe-clean 50mm slats in crisp whites, soft greys and natural wood tones. Ideal for bathrooms, en-suites, wet rooms and kitchens, they're the smart, affordable choice for any moisture-prone room. Factory-direct, child-safe and 5-year guaranteed, faux wood bathroom blinds start from £36.98 with free delivery over £149. Pick your shade, enter your size, and see your price instantly.
- 100% moisture & humidity resistant
- Won't warp, crack or fade
- Wipe-clean finish
- Ideal for bathrooms, en-suites & wet rooms
- Child-safe, 5-year guarantee
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Made to measure to your exact size
Every blind is cut to your exact window size in millimetres — no trimming, no gaps. Enter your width and drop in centimetres and we make all the deductions for a perfect recess fit, or measure the area you want to cover for an outside fit.
Why faux wood for bathrooms
Bathrooms are the one room where real timber struggles — constant steam and splashes cause natural wood to warp, crack and discolour over time. Faux wood gives you the same warm, natural look with none of the risk: it's 100% moisture-resistant, wipe-clean and built to last in the wettest rooms in the house.
Why choose our wooden bathroom blinds?
We make every blind ourselves and sell factory-direct from our British workshop, so you skip the showroom mark-up. That's how we keep wooden bathroom blinds up to 50% cheaper than the high street — without ever cutting quality. Free delivery over £149, child-safe cords as standard and a 5-year guarantee on every order.
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Frequently asked questions
What's the difference between faux and real wood?
Faux wood is moisture-resistant and ideal for kitchens and bathrooms. Real wood uses premium natural timber for a warmer, more authentic finish in living spaces.
How do I measure my window?
For an inside (recess) fit, measure the width and drop at the narrowest points — we make all the deductions for a perfect fit. For an outside fit, measure the area you want to cover. Enter measurements in centimetres.
Do you offer free delivery?
Yes — free on all orders over £149. Under that it's a flat £9.95.