Faux Wood Venetian Blinds
Want the warm look of timber in a steamy kitchen or splash-prone bathroom? Our faux wood blinds give you the natural wood-effect finish without the worry — they're 100% moisture and humidity resistant, so they won't warp, crack or fade where real wood would struggle. Each faux wood venetian blind is made to measure and cut to your exact window size, with 50mm slats in a choice of crisp whites, soft greys and natural wood tones. Wipe-clean and built to last, they're the smart, affordable choice for kitchens, bathrooms and busy family homes. Because we make every blind ourselves and sell factory-direct, you skip the showroom mark-up — faux wood blinds start from just £36.98. Every blind includes a child-safe cord system, a 5-year guarantee, and free UK delivery over £149. Pick your shade, enter your size, and your price appears instantly.
- 100% moisture & humidity resistant
- Won't warp, crack or fade
- Wipe-clean wood-effect finish
- Ideal for kitchens & bathrooms
- Child-safe, 5-year guarantee
Made to measure to your exact size
Every blind is cut to your exact window size in millimetres — no trimming, no gaps. Enter your width and drop in centimetres and we make all the deductions for a perfect recess fit, or measure the area you want to cover for an outside fit.
Choose your colour
Faux wood vs real wood
Faux wood is 100% moisture-resistant — the smart choice for kitchens, bathrooms and busy family homes. Real wood brings genuine grain and authentic warmth to living rooms, bedrooms and studies. Both ranges are made to measure with 50mm slats, a child-safe cord system and a 5-year guarantee.
Why choose our faux wood blinds?
We make every blind ourselves and sell factory-direct from our British workshop, so you skip the showroom mark-up. That's how we keep faux wood blinds up to 50% cheaper than the high street — without ever cutting quality. Free delivery over £149, child-safe cords as standard and a 5-year guarantee on every order.
Explore more wooden blinds
Frequently asked questions
How are the blinds priced?
Every blind is made to measure and priced by its width and drop — enter your exact size and your price shows instantly. Faux wood starts at £36.98 and real wood at £47.14.
How do I measure my window?
For an inside (recess) fit, measure the width and drop at the narrowest points — we make all the deductions for a perfect fit. For an outside fit, measure the area you want to cover. Enter measurements in centimetres.
What are cloth tapes?
Decorative fabric ladders that run down the front of the blind, hiding the cord route for a premium designer finish. Optional, +20% per blind.
Do you offer free delivery?
Yes — free on all orders over £149. Under that it's a flat £9.95.